[pipingguy]

I need customer support for Pencil 1.0. After I use the device for a while the pointy part gets flatter and the lines I draw get wider. Eventually, the whole system shuts down and I hear screeching noises from the substrate.

In addition, this device seems to be producing a fine, toxic powderish substance that I am sure causes cancer or some other horrendous diseases.

I’ve asked some of the older guys about this but they showed me some sharp, dangerous-looking steel thingamajings that could put out an eye or be used as impromptu weapons. That’s some scary stuff, those old guys must have been like totally unenlightened and barbaric back in the day.

Please throw eraser bags at me now if you know what an eraser bag is.

Paul